“Four stars! Joe Bob says check it out!” - Joe Bob Briggs
Sorority sisters force a pack of pledges to spend the night in an abandoned bowling alley, where they’re secretly spied on by a trio of hormonally unstable teen boys. If that’s not trouble enough, they also inadvertently conjure a trash-talkin’ imp with the power to manifest malevolent monstrosities from the darkest dimensions of destructive demigods! Luckily, locked n’ loaded leather-clad beast-blaster Linnea Quigley (RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD; NIGHT OF THE DEMONS) is on the scene as Spider, armed to the teeth and ready to rearrange some demon DNA! Released on German VHS as “Beast You!,” David DeCoteau’s high mark in lowbrow cinema also stars Michelle Bauer (DEMONWARP), Andras Jones (A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4) and planet Earth's greatest deceased hobo actor, George “Buck” Flower!