Prepare to learn everything you’ve ever wanted to know about sentient flames, extraterrestrial visitors, and workplace dismemberment. DANGER STORIES: THE MOVIE compiles five of our favorite educational safety-scare films from the twentieth century: MR. FLAME, ACCIDENT REPORT, SAFETY HARM HIDES AT HOME, SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER, and THE ATTITUDE FACTOR. Lovingly curated from Something Weird’s vaults and beyond, these surrealist visions have been preserved from original 16mm prints that were inflicted upon children in classrooms across America.