NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR

As a species, we’ve struggled for thousands of years to make sense of the world around us. Then NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR shows up and ruins everything. Two senior citizens named Mr. God and Mr. Satan discuss the fates of various individuals. Each person's story unfolds on a magic screen. Within, we find Richard "Bull from NIGHT COURT" Moll, a giant claymation tarantula demon, a 15-pound bee, satanic occultism, Richard Moll again, horrible slayings, and Cameron Mitchell. While Mr. God and Mr. Satan continue their discussion, an aerobics crew perform a synchronized song 'n' dance to a disco-synth jam with a chorus that says: "I want it. I want it a lot." Each segment of this demented horror anthology was shortened from a full-length feature—one of which was never completed. Keep in mind that all of this happens on a train.