“Honestly, you want to go into this one as cold as possible to let the madness wash all over you.”
-- Hannibal Montana, LETTERBOXD
On Christmas Eve, the Ol’ Saint Nick Video Store opens its doors through a haze of second-generation VHS crust to reveal . . . SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN! Oozing with blood, ornaments, and a shotgun-wielding Mrs. Claus, this psychotic mixtape was stitched together from dozens of unseen terror-blasts to create a holiday horror compilation from the depths of hell. Stop-motion beasties! Kids possessed by the devil! Many instances of Satan Claus killing people with an axe! This season, listen to your black heart and join us under the fire-breathing mistletoe for SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.