Andrew Jordan, Canada, 1989, Severin Films, Horror

“In a class all by itself. Consistently astounding as it unfolds in all its bizarre glory, and still unlike anything most viewers have ever seen.”

This movie is your new favorite drug. Somewhere in Canada, three friends arrive at a house in the woods to watch TV and drink beer. Little do they know that they’ve stepped into a black hole to another dimension, one that’s dripping with giant mutant bugs, gore-soaked chainsaw battles, and violence against all forms of logic. No words can prepare you for THINGS. While watching this D.I.Y. non-sequitur from anti-reality, your central nervous system will be consumed by every emotion that’s essential to being alive -- excitement, hilarity, outrage, fascination, confusion, repulsion, and exhilaration. If John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule from CHECK IT OUT WITH DR. STEVE BRULE decided to make a hoser horror movie, it would be known as THINGS.

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  • 83 mins
  • Color
  • 1.33:1


  • DCP